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Air Force suspends training flights of PC-38 cyberspace aircraft
The crash was the second in two weeks invol­ving a PC-38, fol­lowing an April 23 hacking inci­dent in which two pilots' avatars were killed when their PC-38 opera­ting system crashed at Colum­bus Air Force Base, Mississippi...

U.S. Air Force recruits more ex-hackers
Only three in ten hackers of military age meet all of the Air Force's medi­cal, moral, apti­tude, and admini­stra­tive require­ments, officials point out. Fully seven out of ten are too fat, are socially inept, have flexible moral stan­dards, and dislike admini­stra­tive paperwork...

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The Center for Exploited and Missing Children has formed a sister organization known as the Center for Exploited and Missing Computers...

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Airman worked quickly to save Kenny Chesney's life
The situ­a­tion grew tense when a cyber battle erupted as Mr. Chesney started to rise up on a remote-control hydraulic plat­form. When the terrorists realized they could no longer assassi­nate the country music legend, they made a last-ditch effort to trap his right foot in the device...

U.S. president still waits for North Korean cyber report
"Look, we're going to make a judg­ment as to whether North Korea has met its obli­ga­tions to account for its cyber program and acti­vities, as well as meet its obli­ga­tions to disable its root server," Mr. Bush said, referring to North Korea's known root server in Yongbyon. "In other words, we'll see. The burden of proof is theirs..."

AFCYBER vs. Cyber-Hollywood: Why we need cyber dominance
While the "Holly­wood" approach sacri­fices some tech­ni­cal accu­racy, it does an excep­tional job of vividly com­mu­ni­ca­ting the threat of a worst-case cyber-attack scenario, e.g. when the Air Force gets duped into doing the bad guys' bidding to kill U.S. citizens on U.S. soil...

Washington orders Americans 'reeducated' about computer security
Ideological training is an enduring fea­ture of com­pu­ter life, but has taken a back seat in an Inter­net con­sumed with more modern pur­suits, such as making money. But in America, the com­pu­ter secu­rity commu­nity is pur­suing "patriotic educa­tion" with new zeal. But the cam­paign may be backfiring...

USNORTHCOM hosts cybercane preparation conference
The goal of the two-day conference was to facilitate discussion and strengthen relationships among the attendees. Weather experts from the SANS Internet Storm Center already have predicted 13 named storms in the Internet in the upcoming season, seven of them cybercanes and three of them major. The new season begins June 1 when schools let out for the summer...

Brazilian military joins battle against Dengue computer epidemic
The mayor of the city of Rio de Janeiro, Cesar Maia, said com­pu­ters from out­side the city are flooding the muni­cipal net­work hospi­tal, and there isn't enough IP space to accom­mo­date them, the Brazilian news­paper O Globo reported. The news­paper said DHCP waits range from eight to 28 hours in some hotspots...

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