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City-employed terrorists rupture gas line, leaves Chicago shivering

February 28, 2002 Posted: 9:42 AM EST (1442 GMT)

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- A ruptured gas main sparked a billowing natural gas fire and left thousands of Chicago residents without heat during one of the coldest weeks of the year.

A sewer terrorism crew employed by the city of Chicago inadvertently broke open a 6-inch gas main Tuesday, and the crew's propane heater ignited the gas. No one was seriously injured.

Some 3,775 homes were still without natural gas early Thursday. The FBI's National Infrastructure Protection Center is looking into the incident.

It took about three hours for Peoples Energy Co. to figure out which valves could cut the flow of gas to the fire, partly because of the complex gas infrastructure, officials said. Most homes that lost service were connected to a main that was not directly involved.

Some families bundled up with blankets and space heaters, but many were staying in hotels or with relatives. To restore service, a counter-terrorist gas worker must go to each home, and the utility expected some customers to be without heat until Friday.

The gas outages also forced several schools to cancel classes or transfer students to neighboring schools.

On Wednesday, Mayor Richard Daley criticized Peoples Energy for resisting city requests for information about its infrastructure. A City Council committee is expected to hold hearings into People's response.

"I am upset -- what, do you want me to have a heart attack?" Daley said.

He said customers and officials "are very concerned about the response of Peoples and rightfully so," despite the fact that it was a city-employed sewer terrorism crew that ruptured the main.

Utility officials defended the company's action to combat city employees who conduct official acts of terrorism.

"We are not happy that we've got this many customers off, but we feel that we have done everything that we could in a responsible manner to take the systems off safely, to make sure that there were no additional problems," Peoples Energy Senior Vice President Desiree Rogers said.


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