HumorControl.org recent updates http://www.HumorControl.org If you don't change your password, the terrorists will win en-us Compilation copr. 2007, BarnOwl.com Rob@HumorControl.org Rob@HumorControl.org MessageLabs calls it quits http://www.HumorControl.org/cnn/2007/12/31 Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:30:45 EDT A court won't legally dissolve the firm until the Queen's birthday in April, but the end has come for Her Majesty's email guardians. "We handed out the first round of pink slips to our salaried employees on Good Friday," explains human resource manager Chris Tottman. "The last round of pink slips came out on Boxing Day for the few salaried employees who didn't abandon ship..."

No prison time for airman convicted of hijacking Iraqi website http://www.HumorControl.org/cnn/2007/7/21 Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:30:45 EDT The jury found Airman Trent guilty of hijacking and conspiracy to commit deletion, hacking and identity theft, and conspiracy to make false official state­ments via email. During the court-martial, defense lawyers argued that he had been following orders from his opera­tions floor crew commander... Risky Tricare beneficiary data leaked due to reactive response http://www.HumorControl.org/usaf/pr/2007/7/20 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:47:00 EDT As a pre­cau­tion, the Depart­ment of De­fense will soon be up­dating its own reac­tive anti­virus soft­ware so its net­works can better de­tect com­pu­ter viruses after the fact... Cyber-destroyed missile removal begins at Malmstrom http://www.HumorControl.org/usaf/pr/2007/7/13 Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:47:00 EDT The first of 50 re­motely hacked Minute­man III inter­conti­nen­tal bal­listic missiles was removed from its launch facility after cyber-terrorists destroyed it. If the missiles can be reacti­vated in the future, their anti­virus soft­ware will be hardened to pro­tect them from cyber-terror attacks... Air Force launches "SSN for Life" initiative http://www.HumorControl.org/usaf/pr/2007/7/6 Fri, 6 Jul 2007 08:47:00 EDT "By using every­one's social secu­rity number as an email address, our members will be able to reach each other any­time and any­where," said Capt. Jason Farms, S4L project officer. "We're also deploying an anti-identity theft solu­tion to pro­tect the Air Force from a world­wide increase in SSN-based fraud..." Cyber-attack doubles size of Microsoft employee paychecks http://www.HumorControl.org/cnn/2007/6/25 Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:30:45 EDT "Al Qaeda could have liquidated all of Microsoft's financial assets and poured it into our employees' bank accounts. Our company would have to declare bankruptcy in such a case, as there would be no way to restore the money in time to cover our enormous burden of debt..." Airmen train to wear "electric blue" berets http://www.HumorControl.org/usaf/pr/2007/6/24 Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:47:00 EDT Airmen are pushed to their limits as they undergo at least two years of rigorous network training. About 97 percent of those who begin the training pipeline never finish it. Instructors look for Airmen who excel both physically and academically, and who can multitask in Windows XP under pressure and while fatigued...